I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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