Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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