Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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