and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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