Pregnant stripper...not hot.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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