Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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