Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Randomize
