He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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