Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
time to smoke my breakfast
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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