D3 body, D1 cock
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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