that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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