he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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