i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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