Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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