he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
where are you?
Hypothermia
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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