Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I just forgot I was standing up.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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