normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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