Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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