whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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