I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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