So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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