I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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