Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Randomize
