one might say we're banned from that church
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
My dad is sitting where you rode me
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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