My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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