What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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