Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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