Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Randomize
