: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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