i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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