I am in a vortex of obligation.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
PANTIES FOUND
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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