why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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