If i come over, it means nothing
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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