Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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