just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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