I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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