You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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