bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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