Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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