I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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