The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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