Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I think your dad took our porno
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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