Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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