Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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