Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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