another moral hangover. fuck.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Two words: nipple clamps
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