Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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