Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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