Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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