woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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