yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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