problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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